parentalwarning.com (the "Website") is a site containing images and text
of a mature nature. Only adults at least 18 years of age are permitted
to enter. By entering this Website you hereby certify the following:
- That you are aware that, like most people our age, we say "fuck"
and "shit" a lot in everyday conversation.
- That you are 18 years of age or older, wish to view nude and vulgar
material for your own private enjoyment, and are not offended by such
- That you will not make such material available to minors or anyone
who may be offended by such material (like your parents).
- That you are familiar with your local community standards, and that
such material are within the community standards of acceptance and
tolerance for your community.
- That you are not a law enforcement officer, nor a postal inspector,
nor operating under an assumed name or in cooperation with any criminal
investigation, nor seeking out evidence which may serve as the basis
for any charge of violating federal, state, or local obscenity laws.
- If you are a law enforcement officer, or a postal inspector, or
operating under an assumed name or in cooperation with any criminal
investigation, go FUCK yourself.
- If you are under 18 years of age and "manage" to find
a way onto our site, that you will cover your eyes when the titties
bounce and for god's sake don't let your parents see this.
- If you just SAY you are 18, it works.